Yesterday morning I had set my tea tray on
my bed and was doing a bit of work from a chair in my room when I saw a dark
movement from the corner of my eye. There was Goblin with his face buried in my
cream pitcher lapping away as though he had every right to be there. I scolded
him and he just looked at me as though I was having some sort of break down and
had become suddenly unreasonable. He then calmly started to clean his face. A
dog at least has a conscience and will look apologetic. He is even now sitting cannot
drink milk. Here is what I discovered. Most cats do not have the enzyme called
lactase which breaks down the lactose in milk. It causes them to have digestive
problems same as a human. Some cats can be given skim milk and some cats can
tolerate cream. Cream is all fat and skim milk is not. Mystery huh? Cream being
mostly fat has far less lactose, much less than milk. Goat milk also contains
no lactose.
I so need this
As we pulled up to a stop light I noticed
the hitch cover on the back of an oversized, lifted (we all know what that
means) truck and it was a ghastly sight (further indication of the mutant
quality of the owner I am sure). There
dangling from the hitch was a deer. Its legs all flopping at the movement of
the truck, it was about 12 inches in height. There was a target on its exposed
belly and every time he hit his brakes the target bull’s eye lit up with a
demonic red light. So wrong!!!
To add to our entertainment of stop light
fun we end up behind a Lance brand snack food truck. I love Lance.
Their cheese
crackers, Gold n Cheese is my favorite treat, I had a small snack bag almost every
day for lunch in High School along with a Big Red. To my shock I read boldly
printed beside a photo of a man’s butt in a pair of jeans “I got Lance in my
pants!”
Well of course you do sunshine!!! Really??? I can just imagine he has a Lance in
his pants or, at least he believes he does and I really do not want to find out.
Was this a good idea? Do I really want to eat a snack that I am now imagining
has been hanging out in the back pocket of some sweaty guy? It is 99 degrees
outside and I am sure he has not been sitting down or it would have crushed the
crackers so that means he is upright doing some sort of manual labor getting
sweaty. NO I do not want to eat them now!!! Lance!!!!! My company could have
helped you with this!! It is what we do.
All this chatter of lances has got Lady
Tamara thinking of jousting so now she is going to go watch the movie A Knight’s
Tale. She loves Chaucer’s Character.
Cheers!
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