My friend Bryan calls and tells me he
just has to share a story with me. He is a landscaper and in the middle of a
job his mower dies. He cannot coax it into restarting; so in a bad temper
simmering in depression and frustration he packs up and heads home. On the way
home he calls his wife and fusses about how depressed he is, frustrated, his
mower has died, why things are so wrong. She listens and calmly tells him she
will be home soon. They hang up. He goes back out to the garage to work on the
mower. He gets it started, loads it back up in the truck and his wife arrives
home. She greets him and goes in the house where she quietly sits. Bryan is a
bit confused about why she is home and assumes she has a Dr. apt and just wants
to clean up before she goes. He finishes the job with the client and heads back
home. His wife is still sitting in the same spot. He asks her what is going on.
She asks him what is going on. “You call me at work, tell me your mother died
and then go to mow a lawn!!” Bryan busts
out laughing. “I said mower not mother.” She went back to work. This tale had
me giggling all day.
There I am, driving through suburbia
on my way to a client when I pause because I see a squirrel to my left. I slow
down and he decides to change his mind and runs back to the left. As I start to
accelerate a depraved, suicidal squirrel runs out from the right going about
47mph and dashes under my car.
I left off the gas pedal but do not stomp the
brake for fear if I am going to run him over now I will smear his little
carcass down the street and I could not accept that. Moving at a slow pace
further along, I see him charging on across the street; healthy, intact and
with all his parts. Relief.
Dude!!! You are in the right turn
only lane. Two lanes over is the left turn lane. Your right turn blinker is on.
The light changes and you shoot across two lanes and turn left. What the bloody
hell is wrong with you!!!
My client has moved their office to a
local college. I am driving around the place looking for visitor parking. I
drive for about 7 minutes. NO visitor parking. So I head out into the parking
chaos of students leaving campus and arriving on campus and walking from the
parking lot and to the parking lot. It is like a Mall parking lot on Black
Friday. Just as I see a spot and turn on my signal a boy sees me and slows down
to gawk at my Cougar gorgeousness. A car behind him sees the spot and makes the
turn into the spot I wanted. I am fussed up and as I tap on the gas two more
boys are stepping up to my car to cross in front of me. I nearly killed them. This
was NOT a positive experience. But I can with confidence say I have been there,
survived and will live to return again.
The live art at Tazas last night was
wonderful. Ashlee painted a beautiful belly dancer.
Stella performed amazing dances
with swords, cane, zills and candles.
Trinidad played some awesome drums and I,
well I got to paint with henna. I had four victims and enough henna to practice
practice practice.
Thanx Stella!!
I have to get the photos downloaded.
Enjoy your adventure!
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