Tuesday, July 19, 2011
Immigration
Apparently the program I have installed to guard my system is causing my system to run like it is also controlling the entire country of China'security. I can ask her to open my browser go downstairs vacuum the entire family room and dining room and clean the glass tables get back up here sit down and she will open the browser. This did not happen before the security program. Before that, I had security and then I had malware whatever that is and since this download my Butterfly is getting slower and slower . I am about 2 minutes from removing the anti-malware program. I would have my computer guru guy handle this but then spending that money is now a luxury thank you jack and jarvis and emelia and the investors of a scam company. How do you boys sleep at night? Especially the one of you that is wanted in Cali and Arizona for the exact same thing you have done to me and your investors and this company?You can say you told me there was no money but then you told me there were two investors coming on board and that you would pay me in two weeks…. boys…..it has been 12 weeks.....I apparently am still angry…..LOL I had been wondering……...... ..Yes my prettys, if you see Horatio please let me know where you spotted him. I am no longer driving all over town and he is not always on this side. He is a slippery guy. If this all becomes a book it is going to be dedicated to Horatio or those who helped me track him or to my mom who had the biggest crush on Horatio. However now she is crushing on Jethro. But somehow a Jethro sighting is not as mysterious.....YO!!!! CSI Las Vegas….. please….please….please get rid of Grissoms wife girlfriend whatever!!!! I do not not not like her… she is vapid and a bit unemotional and very detached. The best season was the oe she was gone. You have other better stronger characters let them loose!!!!!....I left the windows down on my car last night. It probably rained. Any number of creepy bugs have probably now made their homes in my car and called in their families from whatever foreign country they are in. I am all for legal immigration just not bugs! Maybe a stray cat too.....To my neighbors (is there a different word I can use for them because they spend their time getting into my business) NO I am not feeding cats I am putting water out for the raccoons!!!!! Let it go!!!!!!....A foundation frame is being built behind me…. More people to get in my affairs….. yes I know my back yard looks like a science project. It is!! No that was not a lion cub or three gazelle. LET IT GO!!!!!!!....Uhm……. Anyone want to mow my lawn for $30?
Breakfast Letters: Immigration by Tamara on Myspace
Breakfast Letters: Immigration by Tamara on Myspace: "Immigration by Tamara on Myspace"
Monday, July 18, 2011
Breakfast Letters: Breakfast Letters
Breakfast Letters: Breakfast Letters: "Good morning, It has been five days since my last breakfast letter. My world had become blue and I had retreated into calm. My daughter had ..."
Breakfast Letters
Good morning,
It has been five days since my last breakfast letter. My world had become blue and I had retreated into calm.
My daughter had spent the weekend with some ?friends? in Kerrville. The male creature came to get her on Saturday and she was excited
about a day on the river and cooking burgers and spending time with friends. Then It got stupid. Jealous and vindictive and
stupid. They always do this. Why? do they always do this? Were their daddy's stupid too? did their Mommy's cook them up stupid for
breakfast every morning? Last night at about 9:30 she calls me. " Mommy I need to come home". She explains a little about stupid
I am thinking air strike on the whole village of Kerrville. I love being the Mom-Boss!!!! Hoist the Red flag and make for Kerrville!!!!!
Bring her about James!!! We sail west!!!!! I grab a sweater, my purse and off I go!! I have an hour and a half drive ahead of me there and
back....3 hours!..Then it hits me....Road trip!!!! woohoooo.... I have $20 I was saving for a movie but here it was...I was in the movie
tonight!!!! A little bit of drama, some danger, suspense, adventure, damsel in distress, Woman saving the day!! WOW!!! Steven, Martin,
M. Knight,....move over!! I am coming to Hollywood!!!!! I thought about preparing a scathing demoralizing speech for the stupid but,
decided my speech although brilliant would be wasted on his lack of skills to comprehend what was being said. I was going to "play it by ear"
when I got there. If he was brave enough to come out and apologize for his deficiencies. I should have known this weekend was going
to go badly when he asked my little princess for $20 gas money to come get her. !!!....uh then do not come we both said when she told me
He works in construction he makes about $23.00 an hour. She makes $8 and works part time!!!! He has a big case of stupid!!!! After he finally
shows back up at his house after 10 (before I got there) he wants to talk with Shaggs and "explain" the rules of a relationship with him.
LOL.....LOL......LOL...... yeah OK!!! This went very well....LOL...... She listened; he laid down the "if you are going to talk with another guy
you have an hour to do so then get back over here to my side"......Stop the bus!!! what? "I am not Your dog!!! You do not have me on a leash!!"
She said he looked at her in shock...LOL... "If you are going to talk to guys then I will go sit around a bunch of girls and talk to them"
"OK" she said with a smile on her face. "I expect you to stay by my side all the time!" ...."NOT your pet!" "If you are not happy now you
are going to be really unhappy in a few minutes"...."why" ....."because my mom is on her way here."...."NOW?"......"yep" She said he looked at her
said we are done and got in his truck and took off. He was not there when I got there. uhm..... coward comes to mind.... are his *****
on his truck and no longer on him? I was now wishing I had called Kevin and Samuel. They would have sent an advance strike team and
held him for me. This drunk stupid got a gun out put it in his waistband like he thought he was a thug with a glock and asked her if she wanted
to touch his pistol. Really??? you are sliding past stupid to meat!!! He then asked her if she was scared? what? How about I throw you
down and step on your neck? Are you scared? Blink meat just even blink!!!!
We made it home and as a reward for my calm I slept in for an hour....LOL......
Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Breakfast Letters: Pearl City
Breakfast Letters: Pearl City: "Yo, little male creature....LOL..... in the big black truck.... just because I am splashing through the parking lot in the rain to get into ..."
Pearl City
Yo, little male creature....LOL..... in the big black truck.... just because I am splashing through the parking lot in the rain to get into the store
does NOT mean I want to stand and wait for you to pass. I saw you laugh. My daughter saw you laugh. All 9 people standing under the overhang
of the store witnessed your rude behavior. Do you think any of them were impressed or awed by your cruel prowess? uh.... NO.... we all also
do NOT need to wonder about any of your other prowess's either.....LOL...... You see some of us know that behavior like yours indicates
fear. You reek of it! Your need to overcompensate with a big truck speaks volumes. what are you 5'4"......LOL....... wear a size 7 shoe?
Would you do that to your daughter? Would you do that to your Mother? Your silly girlfriend, who was also laughing? Would you
treat her like that? Her sister? Her daughter? Her mother? She is the same as you. Witless! But then I suppose that is what you need
in order to feel greater than you are. A witless blond headed walking V-jj. oooo I said it! You believe you have a prize. What you
have is a money pit..... LOL....... Please take your things and relocate to the Stone Oak area!!!! They like your kind over there. Oh yeah
one more thing you wanna-be cowboy....have ever even been near a real cow?
As we turned from the little farm to market road yesterday and launched ourselves full throttle down the highway a drum solo rolled
at us from the speakers and we air drummed right through it. The timing was perfect! Da-da-dum-da-dum..... Like a movie
soundtrack.
We had stopped at the bank earlier. We were singing and chatting about our multi destinations when I turned off Charles and Shaggy
opened her door. There right beside us in all his shiny black glossy glory was Horatio's vehicle. At the Bank!! We looked a teach other.
Should we proceed on into the bank? I asked her if she had told anyone that the bank was to be our first stop? We decided to go on in
and like a scene from a movie ..... she opened the first door.... I opened the second door. We get inside take four steps, stop and look around
us. No Horatio, we march on up to the counter and to her question we reply I need money!. She looks startled and I whip out a check.
Then she calls me by name. She had not seen my name yet. Shaggy and I turn looking for Horatio. He is not there. We engage in a conversation
with our teller, our personal banker, and the customer in line to our right. We grab out money and run. Into the car glad to make our
escape. There must have been mayhem in the vault. Our personal banker was dressed like he had a date for a Broadway play, there
was another serious faced man standing around looking like an FBI agent we had never seen before. Even the tellers seemed a bit
tense at first. At least until we got to chattering....LOL..... Since there was no crime scene in the lobby it must have been in the vault.
OK .... time for a lesson in road etiquette. When someone pulls to the lane sized shoulder of the road to let you pass. Unless your arm is
broken how about just a quick wave or flash of the lights to say thank you. How about treating others with the same respect you
demand? Just a thought. Before this was all the sprawling tentacles of the city this was the country. We were neighborly and friendly.
I saw a sign yesterday that said...Men at Work.... there was not a single human around anywhere! This had me laughing for miles. My
daughter did not see the humor. I found it wonderfully amusing.
We were on some prehistoric back road when we came upon a village named Pearl City and as we hit the city limit sign it was raining.
As soon as we had driven the 1/4 of a mile to the other end of Pearl City it stopped raining. I was only raining with in the city limits.
It was very strange and I would say about 13 seconds into surreal.
My daughter now knows what ghost signs are and I am off to look up the history of the St. Regis Hotel..... Maybe it is haunted..... Sadly
it is no longer a hotel........
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