Your woman is loaded down with two
oversized bags and a cup with a wobbly lid. You are standing at the window
looking out blabbering about the pool when she drops the lid and straw and one
of the bags comes sliding off her shoulder as she attempts to pick up the lid.
You get agitated as you hear no response from her about the pool. So you say it
louder. Dude!!! Your woman, needs some help! I am sure she does not bloody care
about the pool. It is 45 degrees outside and you are checking out.
I board the plane get to a seat I hope
will provide me with a great view. I sit, buckle up and look out the window to
see….. a wing. I unbuckle and almost get up to move when I decide to believe I
was prompted to sit there for a reason. I am very curious at this point. Will
there be a fascinating person sit beside me? Someone with a child who will need
help? The answer to those two inquiries becomes clear and the answer is no. We
take off and as I look out the window all I can see is vapor dancing over the
wing and trailing along behind us. Magical! We are surrounded by clouds and no
hope of flying out of them or over them in sight. I did not need a view I learn
as the pilot explains we are in a huge weather cell and cannot fly high enough
to get over it but we will change our course and fly around the western side of
it. I read, I colored and the next thing I know we are landing 20 minutes early
at our destination. I did not miss a view.
Are you ever one of the first to board
an aircraft only to find you are the one person no one wants to sit by? That is
me. People will sit with other people before they will sit with me. What is up
with that?
We ate at the Bull and Bush last
night. Yes it is a pub/brewery. http://www.bullandbush.com/
Before I close this up, a brief word
from Lady Tamara….www.HighlandTitles.com If you cannot walk in heels over 2” then do NOT wear them.
Trust me here, seeing you walk around bent over forward because you feel you
may topple is NOT sexy, NOT attractive and looks like you may be trying to hide
a deformity. Walking like an arthritic
Frankenstein is NOT pretty either. Your knees are supposed to bend. Heel toe,
heel toe. Practice!!! I have practiced since I was 4!!! You may believe you
were giving Paris a run for her money in your leggings, sheer draping top, knee
high spiked heel boots pulling your luggage and shouldering a large designer
bag but one word can sum it up for you….FAIL!
However the sparkle in your eyes and laughter would give one pause to
watch you. Enjoy your flight!
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