Breakfast Letters

Good morning,

It has been five days since my last breakfast letter. My world had become blue and I had retreated into calm.

My daughter had spent the weekend with some ?friends? in Kerrville. The male creature came to get her on Saturday and she was excited

about a day on the river and cooking burgers and spending time with friends. Then It got stupid. Jealous and vindictive and

stupid. They always do this. Why? do they always do this? Were their daddy's stupid too? did their Mommy's cook them up stupid for

breakfast every morning? Last night at about 9:30 she calls me. " Mommy I need to come home". She explains a little about stupid

I am thinking air strike on the whole village of Kerrville. I love being the Mom-Boss!!!! Hoist the Red flag and make for Kerrville!!!!!

Bring her about James!!! We sail west!!!!! I grab a sweater, my purse and off I go!! I have an hour and a half drive ahead of me there and

back....3 hours!..Then it hits me....Road trip!!!! woohoooo.... I have $20 I was saving for a movie but here it was...I was in the movie

tonight!!!! A little bit of drama, some danger, suspense, adventure, damsel in distress, Woman saving the day!! WOW!!! Steven, Martin,

M. Knight,....move over!! I am coming to Hollywood!!!!! I thought about preparing a scathing demoralizing speech for the stupid but,

decided my speech although brilliant would be wasted on his lack of skills to comprehend what was being said. I was going to "play it by ear"

when I got there. If he was brave enough to come out and apologize for his deficiencies. I should have known this weekend was going

to go badly when he asked my little princess for $20 gas money to come get her. !!!....uh then do not come we both said when she told me

He works in construction he makes about $23.00 an hour. She makes $8 and works part time!!!! He has a big case of stupid!!!! After he finally

shows back up at his house after 10 (before I got there) he wants to talk with Shaggs and "explain" the rules of a relationship with him.

LOL.....LOL......LOL...... yeah OK!!! This went very well....LOL...... She listened; he laid down the "if you are going to talk with another guy

you have an hour to do so then get back over here to my side"......Stop the bus!!! what? "I am not Your dog!!! You do not have me on a leash!!"

She said he looked at her in shock...LOL... "If you are going to talk to guys then I will go sit around a bunch of girls and talk to them"

"OK" she said with a smile on her face. "I expect you to stay by my side all the time!" ...."NOT your pet!" "If you are not happy now you

are going to be really unhappy in a few minutes"...."why" ....."because my mom is on her way here."...."NOW?"......"yep" She said he looked at her

said we are done and got in his truck and took off. He was not there when I got there. uhm..... coward comes to mind.... are his *****

on his truck and no longer on him? I was now wishing I had called Kevin and Samuel. They would have sent an advance strike team and

held him for me. This drunk stupid got a gun out put it in his waistband like he thought he was a thug with a glock and asked her if she wanted

to touch his pistol. Really??? you are sliding past stupid to meat!!! He then asked her if she was scared? what? How about I throw you

down and step on your neck? Are you scared? Blink meat just even blink!!!!

We made it home and as a reward for my calm I slept in for an hour....LOL......