I am feeling playful today. If you were privy to my
real world you would wonder how that could be. If you really know me this would
not come as a surprise but as an affirmation I am fine. I am not fine I am divinely
loved and have been given a choice. My choice? ……. how I am going to react.
Yesterday I was allowed to sample one choice today I shall embrace the other. I am feeling playful today.
My former Boss, Linda, is writing these very amusing
snippets of events during her day. They usually involve her two dogs and are
always hysterical. I am addicted to them. I must know what they are doing.
Since I know her and her dogs and have been to her house and am familiar with
her ways it is easy to visualize these random events, the look on her face, the
tone of her voice, the timber of her laugh. Keep it up Boss!
Dear ignorant driver, I would not advise that you roll
through a stop sign in Selma. I know that you did because you rolled out in
front of me. You were attempting to intimidate me into slowing down for you so
you would not have to stop and I would make way for you because as we all know
You are more important than any of the rest of us in this city. Let me lay down
here what happened so you will see why Charles, my Large, Cruise ship of a car
had to smack you. I am driving at the recommended speed of 45. You are just
coming around the horseshoe and want to turn onto the road I am on. There is traffic
that has just exited off of the Interstate at 70 mph who are slowly slowing
down. There is the traffic that is on the road I am on doing as I said 45. There is not a lot of room to maneuver or
slam on ones brakes because you do not wish to stop at a STOP sign. So you roll
right on through the stop sign say at about 7mph. You are not in a European car
that can go from 0 to 45 in .3 seconds nor are you even making an attempt to
get up to speed. I do not have the room to slam on my breaks to avoid you. I cannot
just move over because of the distance of the car slightly behind and to my
left. I flip my turn signal on, engage the V-8 and the car to my left reacting
to your selfish behavior slows down enough to allow me to whip over in front of
him which of course has now blocked your entrance on to the interstate. Charles
leaps into speed as I pass you and since the exit I need is just in front of
you I now whip back over into my lane and turn on the signal to turn right and
apply my brakes. You now are slamming on your brakes. The car that obliged my
rescue of a collision with you also slows down.
Your only means of escaping a collision is now blocked. To my unknown knight in the shiny white truck…Thank
you. To the freak in the unknown grey car, Do NOT mess with Lady Tamarawww.HighlandTitles.com and
Charles!
As I said I am feeling Playful!
Shall we play?
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