Boss Charles

I am feeling playful today. If you were privy to my real world you would wonder how that could be. If you really know me this would not come as a surprise but as an affirmation I am fine. I am not fine I am divinely loved and have been given a choice. My choice? ……. how I am going to react. Yesterday I was allowed to sample one choice today I shall embrace the other.  I am feeling playful today.

My former Boss, Linda, is writing these very amusing snippets of events during her day. They usually involve her two dogs and are always hysterical. I am addicted to them. I must know what they are doing. Since I know her and her dogs and have been to her house and am familiar with her ways it is easy to visualize these random events, the look on her face, the tone of her voice, the timber of her laugh. Keep it up Boss!

Dear ignorant driver, I would not advise that you roll through a stop sign in Selma. I know that you did because you rolled out in front of me. You were attempting to intimidate me into slowing down for you so you would not have to stop and I would make way for you because as we all know You are more important than any of the rest of us in this city. Let me lay down here what happened so you will see why Charles, my Large, Cruise ship of a car had to smack you. I am driving at the recommended speed of 45. You are just coming around the horseshoe and want to turn onto the road I am on. There is traffic that has just exited off of the Interstate at 70 mph who are slowly slowing down. There is the traffic that is on the road I am on doing as I said 45.  There is not a lot of room to maneuver or slam on ones brakes because you do not wish to stop at a STOP sign. So you roll right on through the stop sign say at about 7mph. You are not in a European car that can go from 0 to 45 in .3 seconds nor are you even making an attempt to get up to speed. I do not have the room to slam on my breaks to avoid you. I cannot just move over because of the distance of the car slightly behind and to my left. I flip my turn signal on, engage the V-8 and the car to my left reacting to your selfish behavior slows down enough to allow me to whip over in front of him which of course has now blocked your entrance on to the interstate. Charles leaps into speed as I pass you and since the exit I need is just in front of you I now whip back over into my lane and turn on the signal to turn right and apply my brakes. You now are slamming on your brakes. The car that obliged my rescue of a collision with you also slows down.  Your only means of escaping a collision is now blocked.  To my unknown knight in the shiny white truck…Thank you. To the freak in the unknown grey car, Do NOT mess with Lady Tamarawww.HighlandTitles.com and Charles!

As I said I am feeling Playful!

Shall we play?