I did not do anything yesterday with
my car and my car trouble. You may feel free to call me a coward. I did not go
anywhere so why venture out into the rain? I did leave last night for a visit 3
miles up the road to my mother’s home. Today I do have plans, I do want to go
somewhere and the plan involves my daughter.
But wait there is more. I opened my
front door last night to leave and a note fell fluttering to the floor.
Apparently I am to be evicted in three days. Yes it has come as quite a
surprise to me also. The note is
extremely rude. Let us pretend I know what it is about and I have purposely not
paid for whatever the $33.81 is for. The note is rude! The truth is I have no idea
what this is about. But it was 5:30 when I left my home and the office was
closed so the note loomed like Godzilla
in my home all evening and night. Yes
good going wretched slum lord your evil plot to cause me undue and undeserved
stress worked to a smaller degree than you supposed. I in my own dastardly
scheme purposefully failed to pay you $33.81 in the middle of winter in a mad
attempt to coax you into evicting me. Yes that is what I have done. I have
never been late with rent. I report problems so they can be repaired instead of
leaving things in a state of disrepair. I lived here before you bought the
place and turned it into a haven for….
Whoa that was going to go ugly.
Whew!!!! Vinegar or Honey people!!!!
Maybe I can rent a car. They deliver
them right?
Should I put on my bee keeper hat to
go to the office
or my Trojan helmet with the red feathers?
mmmmmm
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